10 Easy Ways to get Quickly BANNED on Twitter

Getting your accounts suspended at twitter is actually a lot harder than you think.  Twitter has pretty thick skin and lets most users get away with murder.  You need to really piss off a lot of folks to get banned.  Here is a way to speed up that process…

- Choose a very random name -  guy1285748ljd is a great one and available!!

- Don’t bother to upload a photo. – Keep that awesome looking brown twitter default image.

- Squat on a really cool name. Register TweetGuru and sit on it for a year.

- Pretend you are famous. OK, this is fun, and the fun won’t last.  My buddy pretended he was the rock for a few months and it was hilarious. Hot strippers were even DM’ing him to hook up.   Account finally got banned.

- Don’t tweet at all. Just start following lots of people before doing anything else.

- Just wait for Twitter to mess up. Yup, even following all the rules and tweeting on your best behaviour might get you banned*

- Tweet over and over – Tweet the same message all day every day, every hour on the hour.  Don’t change the wording at all.

- Tweet only affiliate links – Tweet your favorite Acai berry diets and ring tone deals ALL day.

- Tweet only links to your blog - Even better just tweet the URL with no context.

- Tweet A LOT – If all else fails in getting your account suspended, tweet every few seconds about everything minute annoying detail in your life to really piss off your followers!

*Random recent Account suspensions article over at Mashable